I walk upstairs toward the bedroom.
After horrifically depressing birthday party, we were put in touch with Lila Whitney not her real name , a woman who'd been to Feldman's house for an even more fun—and even more depressing—party: An orgy.
Though interesting to note that for someone that wanted to save their funny anecdotes for their friends, you still felt the need to write on a large website that you've hooked up with random C-listers as well.