Those hoping to see his bits and bobs were sorely disappointed.
Check it out, you will love it! That Dewey is sitting, and that Bert is naked, and that his privates are in Dewey's face and the viewer's is probably enough to make anyone quit drinking coffee cold turkey.
Since its debut on the hungover, bloodshot-eyed Animal House scene, we've all been victim to a ''Frank the Tank! Universe level when he time-travels in Terminator 2: Judgment Day.