By your actions, you have succeeded in turning the content dispute into a behavioral problem, which it has not been before, but, unfortunately for you, it is ' your behavior which will be the locus of any admin action.
It's all in the hips -- just stand in front of your partner and move your hips in a simple figure eight until they look like they can't take it anymore.
In fact, I'm in favor of legalizing prostitution as well, and if lap dancers want to break the rules or the laws and have physical interaction with their customers, it doesn't bother me in the least.