Drive your car off the nearest bridge? While the ones that tie are likely out of the question, bikini tops that clip closed or have a hook closure will lay flat under whatever you wear them with.
Do you have a relative that you can talk to about this? I was stick thin, I had no chest, I had no butt -- I had nothing.
She paired the red and black number with scarlet stilettos and a sparkly black clutch bag, accessorising with sparkly dangling earrings.