I don't know what to do to make this better.
With frightening clarity, McCarthy exposes the 'irreality' of our self-conscious, media-drenched society.
AdvertisementWhile this succeeds in forestalling the grabbing issue - although I'm really surprised it didn't just result in a flurry of 'Whys,' which I'd sort of like to hear the answer to - it prompts a wicked case of penis envy, as the eminently-grabbable appendage begins to loom as forbidden fruit.